And the Lord spake saying, "Adam, stop what you're doing, and build me an Ark."
To which I responded, in my best Sean Connery accent, "I'm working on a Shpeedboat at the moment, uh. It'll be much more exchiting, there'sh a bigger engine in a Shpeedboat and it c'n shoo' acruss th' wa'er like tha'."
OK fine, forgive me. That conversation never happened and yes, I did rip it off from an Eddie Izzard routine. But I defy you, sir (madam? Your highness?) to find a more perfect introduction to a blog that you have no idea how to begin.
It got me started, didn't it? Yes. And thus, here I am.
This blog... my God what will this blog be about?
Well the short answer is, Anything, really. I could write about an interesting dinner I cooked one day, or a kitchen I burned down the next. Either way, this is my first attempt at securing my own small corner of the internet. I am thrilled you're here to see me make an utter ponce of myself, and I hope I entertain.
Thanks for dropping by!
Adam
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